Norman, the proprietor of "Manitoba's Finest Implements of Death" is finally retiring. He bought himself a boat and is sailing around the world with his wife of 40 years.
I'm happy for him, but will sure miss the store. He had great quality product. Sure, his stuff was more expensive than the big box stores, but it was worth it. This stuff was built to last.
I only once had a problem with merchandise I purchased at Manitoba's Finest. A morning star. I liked to keep the medieval weapon by the door to scare away the Girl Guides, and found it was less than ideal when I accidentally maced myself in the head. Norm felt horrible when he found out. There had been a strike at "Honourable Death Weaponry", and he had to find another supplier. And "On Your Shield" turned out to be sub par. He ended up with a back room full of useless whip chains, but he replaced my morning star for free.
And what selection! I could walk in and pick up anything I needed, a steel fan in my signature colour (dusty rose), shogee, yawara, tonfas, whatever. And he always had blade oil in stock.
He also did a lot of custom stuff. Some of the blades he decorated were absolutely breathtaking. Mr. Kampfmittel was an artist.
Well, Norman, I wish you and Edith all the best. Your future looks rosy!
Monday, December 11, 2006
Saturday, December 2, 2006
How to Prepare for a Standard Mission
Three items a secret agent specializing in rescue operations never leaves home without.
1. A grappling hook.
They're light weight and small enough to conceal in your Chanel flap bag. Plus, they have a multitude of uses. The hook is great for grabbing your attacker's weapon or just giving him a beating he'd write home about. And once he's out, you can use the rope part to tie him up. All with one handy little tool! Not to mention they make climbing walls a snap.
2. A good blade.
When you're on a mission, you need to move around without being discovered. You should avoid carrying unnecessary equipment as it can easily become a liability when you're trying to hide. Believe me when I tell you, hiding in a water barrel becomes much more difficult when you're carting around nunchaku, throwing axes and a cordless screwdriver. That's the importance of multi-use tools. A sturdy dagger can be used for picking locks, eliminating sentries, and preparing your lunch. You don't need anything fancy, just keep it clean to prevent rusting.
3. Bus fare.
This one's just common sense.
1. A grappling hook.
They're light weight and small enough to conceal in your Chanel flap bag. Plus, they have a multitude of uses. The hook is great for grabbing your attacker's weapon or just giving him a beating he'd write home about. And once he's out, you can use the rope part to tie him up. All with one handy little tool! Not to mention they make climbing walls a snap.
2. A good blade.
When you're on a mission, you need to move around without being discovered. You should avoid carrying unnecessary equipment as it can easily become a liability when you're trying to hide. Believe me when I tell you, hiding in a water barrel becomes much more difficult when you're carting around nunchaku, throwing axes and a cordless screwdriver. That's the importance of multi-use tools. A sturdy dagger can be used for picking locks, eliminating sentries, and preparing your lunch. You don't need anything fancy, just keep it clean to prevent rusting.
3. Bus fare.
This one's just common sense.
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